meekmillraplike:

MEEK MILL RAP LIKE HIS MOM TRYNA WAKE HIM UP FOR SCHOOL BUT HE ALREADY AWAKE

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

have u ever blown a load? its Fucked up. im the new sex ed teach and you 6th graders are about to hear some shit

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caseyanthonyofficial:

My gynecologist told me I need to stop eating so many spaghettios. Also to stop making appointments with him because I’m a dude and I dont have a vagina

mormondad:

why the mcflurry spoon look like that


uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life